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The Crossroads

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Narrative Intro

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Earth

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Timothy

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Gravedigger’s eternal job, bestowed on him by Heaven and Hell, is to dig the graves of those who have died. However, some say it is his other job that really defines him. Gravedigger meets you at the crossroads of your life. He shows you the path to your destiny and the short path to your grave. But it is not up to him which you choose. As Gravedigger says, “Everyone gets one chance, even you”.

Gravedigger keeps two secrets. Late in the night he must rob his own graves for new organs to keep his body from completely decomposing. Under his nice suit the Gravedigger’s body is covered in grotesque scars. His other secret is more emotional. There are days when Gravedigger finds himself hoping that people do not choose their destiny, but death, so he can have fresh organs and end his physical pain.

Presently, he feels the subtle tug of love to the new young girl who has taken over the job of Death – Amelia-Ann.

Amelia

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A young girl, straight out of college, she was a triple major in English, History, and Language. She has great posture and a heart-stopping smile, but she is very naive in the ways of the world; Amelia-Ann is only book smart. She is very anti-establishment and opposes the rules of society that she doesn’t find to be morally correct.

One day before work, Amelia-Ann had a visit from Death. Upon seeing Death, Amelia-Ann fled, but Death made chase. When Death was about to close on Amelia-Ann, he fell into a pit of new-born, highly-poisonous snakes and was eaten up. It is written that if you are responsible for killing Death, you must take on his job. Thus, Amelia-Ann became the new Death.

Along with the old Death and the Gravedigger, she is slowly learning the job. But, being a very strong-minded girl, she doesn’t follow the rules of the job. She will grow to take the job seriously and will become both the youngest and first female Death, but also the most original and respected Death of all.

Over time, Amelia-Ann takes on the form of Death. She slowly grows feathery wings, for which she is skeptical. Her greatest challenge, however, is to figure out how to undo the process of losing the flesh in her face and body.

Slowly, and I do mean slowly, she comes to realizes that she is falling in love with the Gravedigger.

Murf

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The Gravedigger’s dog, Murf, is to live forever in Purgatory at 6 years old. He is an Irish Setter with long curly red hair. His tongue is always out and flopping around. Murf is wide-eyed and full of life and always looking at Twitter and Gravedigger for direction and approval. His most important job is to fetch and later bury the Gravedigger’s surgical box of tools. Murf also helps Gravedigger by measuring people for their coffin.

Murf’s Mama and Papa were dogs that sailed on a ship from England to America. He is very scared of Werewolves and their midnight howls. Murf’s number one joy in life is playing ‘fetch the bones’ with the Gravedigger.

Twitter

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Twitter is a white dove with a yellow beak and beautiful caring eyes.  Her best friend is Murf.  She landed on the Gravediggers shoulder when he was hit by lightning and is now with him in Purgatory.  She helps Gravedigger measure people for their coffins along with Murf.  She sings a wondrous melody when she is happy or bored.

Molly

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Born in Transylvania and the youngest heir to the infamous Count Dracula, Molly is one tough chick who’s not to be crossed. Molly can see into the future in her crystal ball, which Gravedigger uses to show people the crossroads in their lives. Molly can also bring people from Purgatory to Earth and back again.

Molly loves nothing more than trouble and gossip. She can also drink a ton. Molly likes fist fights, lousy booze and trouble making. She loves to hang out with Shelly’s little Devils and play cards, darts, or just hang around waiting for trouble.

Her deep secret is that she once made out with God. She fears being taken over by another soul, which she knows, that in her business, is highly possible. Molly lights her cigarettes and candles by kissing the tip with her hot lips.

Molly always thinks that you’re lucky she’s around. She’s often found looking about for something cooler to do. If you cross her…God help you.

Death

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Death is a weary, overworked man. He puts a lot of thought into what he says and listens thoughtfully to others. He is a man who has worked hard his whole life. Death is honest, fair and reasonable. Death is a man’s man who respects others mostly for their work ethic.

His best friends (drinking companions) are Drexel and The Devil. He also thinks very highly of the Gravedigger, a friendship that the Gravedigger holds dear. Death is liked by everyone in the after life, except by God’s girlfriend Stacey. Their bad relationship sparks from her thinking that Death believes he could do a better job then God himself - which may be secretly true.

Death is teaching Amelia-Ann (his replacement) the business. He treats her like a son and gets uncomfortable when he must see her as a young woman. Despite his appearance, he truly is a kind, loving, and loyal man.

La Sorceres and Le Chat

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This wonderful little witch was born in Nancy, France. She was known as ‘The Wonderful Witch of West Paris’ and helped the beautiful city dispel invaders for many years. Le Chat is her rude French Cat.

La Sorciere and Le Chat works at Renko, Purgatory’s local convenience store, bar and portal to the mortal world. Every witch has a black cat, but La Sorciere is very close to hers. Le Chat is her husband and is also the dominant one in the relationship. She is constantly working on spells to allow Le Chat to take the form of a man.

La Sorciere takes care of everyone she meets and is the mother of every situation. She can do all of the domestic skills like sewing, cooking, haircutting and heart-to-heart conversation. She is extremely powerful, but never let’s on that she is.

She loves talking about other people’s love lives and enjoys keeping up with the day to day activities of others.

She loves nothing more than love itself.

Le Chat

Drexel

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Drexel is from England, unfortunately during the time the black plague decimated everyone. He is 70 years old and the son of two gravestone carvers. He is a master sculptor who has sculpted many of the most famous statues in England. However, Drexel prefers to carve only gravestones and cemetery statues. Drexel’s favorite pasttime is drinking beer with Death and the Devil.

Drexel gets excited about his work and must always tell you where the creativity comes for each stone he carves. He’s old and forgetful. Drexel has a love/hate relationship with his Mule, Donk-U-Lous. He wears a bowtie under his beard and always makes sure it looks good around the ladies, yet it is never seen.

Shelly

Shelly is the Devil’s wife. She is 34, was born in Milan, Ohio and is the kindest woman in the after world. She is always worried that her husband is working too hard. She is constantly buzzing around managing Hell. She dreams of a more organized Hell where there are classrooms for the damned to become reformed and become worthy of heaven. She tends to all the demons and is their mother/psychologist figure.

Stacey

Stacey is God’s girlfriend who was from New York City. She is 20 years old and dropped out of high school after freshman year. Her mother and father are separated. Her mother is a high-profile gold digger and her father is a sleazy movie producer. She only thinks about booze and getting what she wants. Her best skill is wooing men and using them to climb her way to the top.

Stacey’s job is to work with Shelly from Hell and decide who is coming into Purgatory, who is going to Hell, and who is going to Heaven. However, Stacey is always so drunk, that her Pops must do most of the work for her.

She is very afraid of being normal and having to take care of herself. She mostly thinks about getting more power and having everyone look up to her. She’s a cranky, self-loathing and gossiping drunk. She is rude to all men that can’t help her advance her life and that includes Gravedigger, Death, Drexel and Le Chat.