You Americans

You may use the term
- “You Americans”
if you like

But I must tell you
the credibility of your logic
decreases by half

Like when I hear the unevolved say
- “You people”

“You Africans always…”
“You Chinese just think you’re…”
“You women can’t stop…”

“You Americans always…are so hospitable.”
“You Americans are just…hilarious.”
“You Americans can’t…keep making me laugh like this.”

Then continue starting sentences with
- “You Americans”

But if you are sour inside
And want to make a global point
Run the sentence in your head first
Think and be patient with what you want to express

Then maybe your logic will be heard
And not dismissed
by the ancient art of profiling
Making your credibility increase by half

Or
maybe you just shouldn’t drink so much in public